Bee, how is the situation?
Dog has shown up The Yellow Bird hasn't show up yet
Watch him
Ready for action
Yes
Don't move
Are you fine?
I am fine there are many pedestrians outside
Forget about that
Don't move
Damn you
Where are we going to have midnight snack?
What's midnight snack?
I feel sick after seeing you
You are disgusting
I'm scared
Don't move
Pal, catch me, that's fine
But why do you best my client?
Cut the crap, don't come over
Let me hostage go
Drop the gun or I will burst his head
Stop dreaming
Stay calm
I don't know what's happening
I haven't seen such heroes
as you for a long time
Let's have a shooting competition instead
I'll be thejudge
Shut up
OK, forget about it
Drop the gun
I'll shoot the hostage to death you will be in deep shit then
Drop the gun, drop the gun now
Heroine, your are so generous
I appreciate so much
Pal, why not stop right here?
I appreciate it so much
You gigolo!
Who?
Kicked me?
Take it back
Take the gun
You are really great
Madam, your son is really brave
What?
He is my honey
I think there maybe a misunderstanding
This is my card
King of the Gigolo Karaoke, Tse Sai
I'm Ching Siu Tung, Senior inspector
I am under the Serious Crime investigation Dept
Wild Dog is my number one enemy
But he was caught by me last night
My 1st sister, Ching Siu Nan a social worker
She is a girl full of love she keeps many pets on the roof
Siu Sze is a doctor
But she is an electric girl
Her eyes are filled with electricity
Siu Pei is my younger brother a college student
He is handsome, but he is so lazy
He uses automatic machines to help him tidy up
Pull his leg, and pull
Then, he is dressed up
He is our father Ching Sing
In all these years he loves us so much
Look
how great is the breakfast
Don't think that he is honest
He has had an American pen pal Chi Sum, for over 3 years
They write to each other continuously how romantic!
I have heard that she is coming to visit daddy soon
Today is the birthday of your mom
I have invited Uncle Zai & Uncle Fish Ball to dinner
You should come home earlier, Got me?
Dad, I am busy
Cut the crap
You should come home for dinner
or I won't forgive you
Be merciful!
I am blind and I am a cripple help me please
How can you steal the money from the blind?
You shouldn't have done such shameless thing
I wanna kill you I want to make you blind
Are you blind?
Damn you, the money is mine
give it to me
Come on
But the 10 dollars note is mine
Why don't you be merciful to the blind beggar?
Go to hell
Miss Wu
That bastard dared to bully the blind
Mrs. Wu
but why do you pretend to be a blind beggar?
It's not right
Miss Ching, I am taking the Handicapped
Don't disclose my secret
That's right
so why do you beg here?
For Wu Ying only
Your son?
He was interested in Maths when he was a child
Now, he becomes a professional in accounting
You mean an accountant?
No
he collects debts and asks for protection fees
Your mean...
A triad!
Mom, how is your business?
Wu Ying, you'd give more time
to stay with your mother
If you are free, play mahjong with her I have to work
I will pay the money you lost, OK?
No, I mean you should concern about her
Of course
I'll any bastard dares to bully my mom
I will kill him, brutally!
But, she is worrying about you
Yourjob is dangerous
It's not dangerous at all
it's rather safe
Really?
Come with me
Bastard, wake up
Don't hide up!
I want you to show me your head in 10 seconds time
See how great am I?
Nonsense
Don't clean your snot
How do you know that?
I just guessed that
Damn it, come out now
You haven't mentioned the money
How can he know you are coming for money?
What? Look at that!
Pay the money
Wu Ying, I won't pay you, so what?
If you don't pay me the money we would...
Attack!
Do you want attack me?
Wu Ying, look at your back
Don't panic, don't go, wait for me
I am scared
Don't panic, don't go
Why?
Because...
Look... my ass is hurt!
Help me. Go now
Help...
Good morning, Mrs. Lee
Good morning has the doctor returned yet?
Yes, please come in
Come on
Doctor Ching
How are you?
Doctor, my son has returned from USA
I've brought him to see you
Mom, she is changing. Let's go
Never mind. She is a doctor
It's embarrassing
Don't go son
No
Where is your son? Gone?
In fact, I don't come for treatment
I want my son Chi Ko to see you
He is fine
He is 27 years old
he still a virgin
introduce more girl to him
I want to introduce you to him
Kidding! Come on
show me your hand
I am not kidding
Since the opening of your clinic
I come to see you twice a week
I feel you are the best choice to be my daughter-in-law
When he was 16
His Grandfather got sick He made a wish
If he recovered
Ko wanted to be virgin
for the rest of his life grandfather recovered
so he hasn't made friends with girls then
He is a good kid
But he needs a psychological doctor instead
Dr. Ching, try making friends with him
Come on, open your mouth
Date with him, please help
Miss
Thank you
Welcome
Since my dad wants us to go for dinner
so I rejected a date
I want to do some exercise before going home...
Tak, I am now in the City Health Centre
That guy is crazy?
Why does he ask me to come here?
A virgin?
I won't care who he is
I will charge $3000 but I won't sleep with him overnight
How cheap is this health club
How can they allow hookers to meet their clients here?
I stay next to the machine
ask him to come as soon as possible
What? Code?
What?
I won't care
Miss, no smoking here
Do you want to beat me up?
Damn you!
Up to you
The girl is really pretty are you a men?
What?
Pretty women
I have paid, we pay for your fun
You know?
Don't pretend to be a virgin anymore
Why not?
No! I don't want it
Go, go now
The hooker must be ordered by such bastards
How can you make friends with such men?
Miss
He treats me as hooker, doesn't he?
The son of Mrs Lee?
Please shut up
listen to me first
My friends want me to...
But I don't want it
just pretend you are fond of me
when we leave here
I will give you more money
please help
He treats me as the chicken what'll I do?
Fun him
I don't know why I have gone with him
Maybe, I am affected by his mom's words
I don't believe he is so nice
A virgin of 27 years old
It's really hard to find one in Hong Kong
OK, I decided to fool him
Smartie!
We have been wandering around the motels for about 150times
Until he thought his friends had all gone
Then he stopped his car
Please, don't!
Isn't it the first time?
Of course not
You seem to be nervous
No, I didn't
Really?
Well, let's talk something else
OK, what do you want to talk?
About your story
why have you been a hooker?
My dad was sick he needs money for treatment
You are my first client
I am green do you
No, I don't want it
I want to treat you a piece of gum
Thank you
I am so poor! I have had poor life
When I was 13
I was raped by an old man
When I was 14 I couldn't keep on studying
I worked since I was 15 years old
Really?
That old guy is worse than a beast
That's right
He said he wanted to bring me
to see the gold fish, then
I will take revenge for you
Really? But he is a triad
Call the police then
You are useless, be frank! I like you
Well, I am going you a chance
I will count 10,1,2...
I seems to be very nervous
I can tell from his breath and sweat
When I counted to 8 he was so nervous...
When I counted to nine...
Wait
Do you want it?
If you say yes, I will slap you twice
I want you to keep a secret for me
If you see my friends
don't tell them the truth
We haven't done anything
Take the money
I started to believe he is a virgin
Thanks
Thanks for your help
I am lucky to meet you today
Are you fine?
It's OK!
I can't imagine you are that skillful!
How are you?
Sorry, I don't know
how to handle a wound at all
You did quite well
It's taught by my mom when I was young
I feel warm
Wu Ying, be frank
It's dangerous to be a triad
Better is to stop it
My grand-dad is a triad my dad is a triad
I met triad when I was born
How can I stop to be a triad?
But you should consider about your mom
Well... lf I die
I have arranged the living for my mom
But I have to thank you
You are kind. It's a messy place
you'd not come again
Take care, Brother Wu Ying
OK, I have got it
What?
Be frank
You are pretty
I am leaving
See you
Pretty woman
Bye bye
Why is my ass wet?
Sorry, we are late
Let's eat now
Come to have a drink
Cheers for our happy life
Dad, you seem to be abnormal
You quitted smoking, didn't you?
I quitted because Uncle Zai has got lung cancer
But now, needn't quit smoking
Why are you crying?
What's wrong? What happened to dad?
You swear
you couldn't say so
Pai, tell us
Dad, I couldn't stand it
Try to tell me
Dad
Is fine
Dad I am afraid of
If you tell them I will hit you to death
Coffin again!
Why mention the coffin?
It's the hint from heaven that...
It's normal to have 4 coffins appeared at the same time
Really? It's abnormal
I can't stand it, I have to say
No
Siu Sze...
Listen to me, it's great for us to play mahjong happily together
I am very gald
I have my birthday next month I don't have any wish
but I hope to see your boyfriend
If you don't make my wish come true
I have no say then
Dad
No problem
we will make his wish come true
Dad, we will bring our boy friends home on your birthday
I have checked a medical report of dad
What's wrong with him?
Tests Cancer
Isn't it lung cancer?
That picture has gone
so I picked anyone of it
Want to check once more?
Not necessary
since that laboratory is the best in Hong Kong
How long will he live?
I am not sure
Usually, not more than 6 months
What'll we do?
Out it
He will become eunuch!
Someone is talking about me
Well, I think we have to make
his wish come true
Sister, do you have a boyfriend?
I will get one by any means even violence
Miss, we have a new program
Those any drama
and choose a handsome guy to play with you
Say, Gone with the wind
Ghost, anything you like
Come on, take this
How are you?
What play do you like?
Which guy do you want to choose?
I want Tse Sai
No problem, what play do you like?
Up to you
A better tomorrow
Tse Sai, are you alright?
I am playing Mark
not the son of Bruce Lee
Don't you recognize me?
Are you the inspector?
What do you want?
I want you to be my boyfriend
Wait for me
OK
What's on?
I want to employ you for one month to act as my boyfriend
So as to cheat my dad who has cancer
Now, I am going to announce
the Olympic Games of the HK
is opening now
Aunt, Wu Ying wants tojoin the game?
Yes
He represents his tried tojoin the game
24K, the members can fly!
We will be the winner
Mainlanders all are strong
We will get all the cups
Old Yee on
We scared nothing
we will be the winner
The sport Games of the triads?
Where is Wu Ying?
Here comes the 4 X 100 Relay
Ready
It's started, On's is now ahead
Help me once, please
when you are caught by the police
I will ask them for mercy
What are you talking about?
You big mouth
Why don't you speak something nice?
Help me please
Hey, they're fighting!
It's severe fight
See the way they fight!
One, Two, Three
They're gone under several practiced
Wu Ying's knife is broken
Jerk won't give up this chance
But it scared Wu Ying to run
Wu Ying is the winner!
And then...
You bastard, you...
Please don't
Let me go
Thank you
Let me go
Not you
Wu Ying, you're great!
Thank you
What do you want me to do?
Wild Dog traded with Black Cow
few days ago
But he was caught by the detective Ching Siu Tung
Both of us think that, we'd kill her
So the 3 winners of today's competition
would carry out this mission
What?
Who takes the shortest one will take the responsibility
To kill that bitch
Let me draw it first
I am sorry
I can't help you
It's your turn
Damn it
One foot ling!
Come on, compare with it
2 inches longer than yours
Kill Ching Siu Tung...
Wu Ying, consider it
Leave right now
or I will sell you to be hooker
You bastard, how can you talk to Miss Ching in this way?
She is Miss Ching too?
She is called Ching Siu Nam
Ching Siu Nam?
Do you know heroine...
She is a famous cop called Ching Siu Tung
Is she...
She is my sister
Don't it funny?
She is called Siu Tung and I am called Siu Nam
My sister is called Siu Sze and my brother is called Siu Pai
Stop begging, I promise you
Really? Thanks
Good boy
Why are there so many cops?
Which one be trayed us?
I don't know
Who betrayed us?
I'll kill him
I think it must be you!
No, not me...
Chop him to death
Chicken
Boss, you are here!
Sit please
Waiter, give me cup of Yan Yang Milk
Right away
What is Yan Yang Milk?
You should read more
It's cold milk plus hot milk!
You have taste in eating
Your clothing is so attractive too!
Great?
A girl is going to treat me dinner for she wants to court me
Really
Have dinner yourself!
If sell all of them I will make good fortune
What?
How can you sell LSD?
I asked you not to sell such bad things!
It's harming the society and yourself!
Give it to me
Boss...
You'd better forget it
Boss, this is what I have!
Give me 2 Yan Yang Bread
What is it?
Hot dog and egg tart. You idiot Bye Bye
Dad
Dad, don't stare at him
I am going to cook the food
Let me do it
Siu Sze, you are living in such a big house, you're rich, aren't you?
Why do you work as hooker?
In fact, my mother is the 3rd concubine
This house is from our ancestor but we are being kicked out
We can come home 2 to 3 times annually
Your father is heartless
Let two of your living in outside
Did he do something for you after you were raped?
It's a long story
He owed that old man much money
He was bankrupted
Don't think this house is pretty
Actually, he wants face
I can blame no one but my poor life
Siu Sze
Uncle Zai
Your boyfriend?
Mr Lee Chi Ko
She is my niece
I have watched her grown up
She has white and smooth skin
Uncle Four-eyes
Call me Uncle Zai
Uncle Zai
Please come in
Uncle Zai, sister
He is...
Mr. Lee
How are you?
Please
He is the old bastard?
No, no...
Don't panic, I will help
Don't get mad
Why does your boyfriend always stare at Uncle Zai?
I don't know
Uncle
Help yourself
Let's sit together
Sit
I am Tse Sai
I am Wu Ying
How are you?
Why not play cards before dinner?
What?
It's easy to see a man's temper
from playing cards
he has good temper in playing cards he won't be a bad man
Why not play cards together?
I tell you, don't win
A pair of Ace
2,3, OK
I will lose some money so as to help her
A pair of 7
My turn, I will...
$1
What?
I will make it $100
$10,000 added
What?
I have a pair of Queens
So big
OK, I wanna follow, reluctantly! Come on
It's my call, I would like to...
$1
What? $1 again?
Well, I'd like to add $3000
OK, plus $7000. Total is $10,000!
$10,000 again?
Luckily, I have brought my saving here
What did you say?
No, I will follow, come on
None of my business, I follow
It's my call. I could...
$1 too
I will call for $30,000
Are you following or not?
Sure, I will follow
Me too plus $50,000 too
OK, I will bet will all my savings Come on
I won't scare
Show hand
I am sorry. Ace Full house
I am sorry. I have 4 of a kind
What a coincidence
Uncle
I have four of a kind too
But they're queens
What about you?
You needn't watch mine. I lost
Let me have a look
No
It's a straight flush
I have mistaken
The temper of Siu Sze's boyfriend is the best
Right
What a coincidence
Take this with you
The clothe I lost
Time for dinner
I want a revenge
Play one more game
OK, let's stop playing come and help
Fine
I want to piss
May I be excused
Who turned off the light?
Help yourself!
Thanks, Uncle
Are you so hungry?
This dinner charges much!
Please pack up the remained food for me
Why do you always stare at my sister?
Do you notice me starting at your sister?
It's ridiculous!
I am so happy
I want to play something after dinner
Mahjong playing?
No, just a game
You and your boyfriends go to your room respectively
use 15 minutes to make a present for me
I've prepared a prize for the most beautiful present
Dad, it's nonsense!
Go to your room for sleeping
Let's start
Give me a plastic bag please
I don't know why you asked them
to go to their bed rooms
Their boyfriends are so strange
I am not sure they are really their boyfriends
Listen
It hurts
Let me give you some medicine
Why do you cut the cloth?
Sew it
then it's a pair of trousers
You are really wonderful
I avenged you
I have guessed so
Be frank, it's not harsh enough
Don't you think it's worth to do this for me?
I just don't want my friend
to be bullied by others
Friends?
Yes, I take you as my friend
I want to help so as to make you leave that field
Do you want to pay me for a period?
Well. I haven't thought so
I just want to find anotherjob for you
To lead a normal life
Why do you treat me that nice?
Oh, I see, you want to court me
Are you mad?
Why should I get mad?
So what's wrong with you?
What?
You are not knitting you are knitting your feet only
What are you thinking?
Well, I want to go straight
I want to marry
I want to do something decent
Do you really want it?
Right...
Have you ever got fainted?
Sure, when I am scratched I would faint
What are you doing?
To scratch you!
Ching Siu Tung you are in deep shit now
Be serious, I would like to remind you
You have paid
You may take me any time
Say something
Why did you beat me?
I hate men touching me
I warn you if you touch me again
go and prepare a wheel chair
Now there is no difference for having a wheel chair or not
Better?
Much better
Have a drink
OK
That guy beat me
And he wanted to murder me too
Gun
What are you looking?
No peeping
Who do you think you are?
This is woman, a nosy one
I won't care about you
You...
What do you want?
Turn your head
This is woman
even they want it, they will say no
If I don't serve her better
she will lose her temper again
She loves sudden embrace, I guess
I am coming
Why did you kick me?
Are you looking for again?
Don't hit my lower part of the body
it's for living
The upper part is for living too
I have told you, don't touch me
Sister
What's up?
You are urgently called please go back to the station
Why did you hit him so seriously?
It's a kind of love
Look after him
I'll get him some pain killing drugs
How can you let Wild Dog be bailed?
What a crazy
It's not my wish
this is an order from our seniors
Why do you grant me a leave?
This is my order
So, you are against me
OK. You may put it in this way
OK, are you pulling off a stunt or not?
I quit
Congratulation. Woman should go back to the kitchen
What are you doing?
Without my permission for your resignation
you're still my staff
Give me a cup of coffee
OK
You?
This is between us none of your business
Who dares to interrupt I won't let him go
Don't go
You should go back to your office
What'll we do?
Why not call the police?
Damn you!
Good looking is a trouble of mine
To take so many drugs?
Don't waste it
Damn it!
I risk my life to catch the thief
And you sit comfortably in the office
You take all the merits and I take all the faults
You are great
I quit! I quit!
I wanna get married
What are you doing?
Do you want me to slap you?
Wonderful!
Great!
You are handsome
I am sorry
I feel hot
Since we are fond of each other
What are we waiting for?
Great!
Mr. Tse
Why don't you call my name?
Tse Sai
I love others calling my nick name
What is it?
Little Mushroom
Little Mushroom?
Or, Lovely Mushroom, that's OK
I think, I'd better call you Tsa Sai
Well... l...
May I call you Little Forest?
No
But it's fact
It'sjust a misunderstanding
for what has happened tonight
Misunderstanding for 6 times?
How do you know that?
I have marked it
You wrote it down too
What did I write?
How many times
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Tse Sai...
...18,19,20,21,22...
Please forget what has happened tonight, OK?
After dressing up
let's go our own way
We mean nothing to each other
No
I owe you money I will take the cheque to you later
OK?
What am I?
Don't you think, all the clients...
can do that?
I don't want your dirty money
I want sleeping
No matter you want it or not
You have to forget what has happened tonight
Or, I will kill you
All the women are the same
They are heartless
Stop crying
What do you understand?
I cry for my heart is broken!
OK, I stop crying now
Go now
Fine, I am a professional
I am leaving
I wanna dress up
You dress up in fast speed
I undress in fast speed too
I broke the Guinness World Record
Do you want to see? I'll demonstrate to you now...
No, no, please don't
I will send the cheque
to you tomorrow
I want to tell you something after that, I will leave
Listen
I admire your fingers most
And your toes too
Goodbye
I can't stand it
Ching Siu Tung for assaulting your boss
you'd have been fired
And we have to charge you. But...
Many people called to ask mercy for you
You are having good relationship with others
Now we are going to forget the assault
understand?
Thank you for your generosity
Don't be cocky
Wild Dog has escaped from the hospital last night
I have to arrest him
He won't let you go
you'd be very careful
Yes sir
How is it?
It's almost done
Hi
Why do you come here?
You are working hard
So I prepared this nutritious
soup for you
So nutritious!
Get out now
I can't move, how to get lost?
Drag him out
Come down!
Madam, is he your honey?
No... I don't mean it
Tung, drink it white
it is still hot
Please leave here right now
You asked me to leave?
Don't you understand what I am thinking?
You may hit me, you may scold me
But you can't insult me
I beg you, leave here. OK?
No, I won't go
I can't be a heartless man
Get lost!
No way
Think, we have one night stand
If you are pregnant and I leave without a word
You'll have a poor life
Am I right? Am I right?
I want you to disappear right now
He disappears in fast speed
Aren't you leaving?
No
What do you want?
I want to marry you
Go to hell
You always kick me heavily?
If you don't keep your mouth shut I will kill you
it doesn't matter. I won't mind dying
Before my death
please drink this soup
It's cold
Will you leave if I finish?
Drink first
Weird taste
I don't know, may be I have spoken too much
My salava is added
Don't hit me!
Speak up quickly or I'll teach you a good lesson
Who do you think you are?
If you touch me, I will sue you
Sir, I confess
Other than this case
I robbed 3 grannies and 4 gays
Let's talk inside
Go now
I have told you not to bother her
she would kill you
I prefer being killed by her
If she doesn't love me it's meaningless to live
I want to ask you a serious question
But...
Straight forward
be frank, come on
For our buddies, I have to ask...
Is Miss Ching great?
Yes
Who do you think me?
How can I tell you
how sweet are her busts
a long & white are her legs
and the matter about her tiny waist?
She has lovely ass too
And her scream in bed how can I tell you that?
To share them with you?
You are cheap
Let's date Siu Tung
Right now
Me first
Don't get mad
You have punched him so seriously!
I want to shoot him to death
Siu Tung Tung
Why aren't you dead?
If only I am alive
I will love you forever
Please, let me go!
For you
I have changed to be a good man
Siu Tung Tung
You are the only one in my life...
who gives me the motive to get married
I will, for the rest of my life
do the domestic work for you
I will take care of your dad, you mom
And your lover too
Come on
I will promise you everything
Tse Sai, I know you are a good man
but you don't suit me
How?
Bad man?
Yes, I love bad man
You are too weak I won't like you at all
Give me some time
I will turn to be the worst man
in this world for your sake
Wait for me
Help!
Master, I feel so bad
Can you make me to be a bad guy by hypnosium?
Sure
And I can make you to be Bruce Lee
That's great!
Master, come on, let's start now
Hold this book
To release you from hypnosium
turn to page one that's Kung Hei Fai Choy
When you see or hear the 4 words
you will wake up at once
Kung Hei Fat Choy
Let's start
You are not Tse Sai you are a bad man
You are not Tse Sai
you are a bad man
Tse Sai
Poor taste! Tse Sai...
What are you doing?
Don't you think that I am the worst man in the world?
Don't you think this can make you nasty?
How is my look? Nasty or not?
Why do you ask me here?
What's wrong?
The kids know the reason why
Come on
Idiot!
Don't move
Hands off, or I will scream
Go ahead
Indecent assault
What's up?
I wanna kill you bastards
I want to make you to be barbecue pork buns
I didn't see anything
Look, no one is going to save you
You will be my woman sooner or later
why don't you obey me?
What's wrong with you?
Beating means love
come on, beat me more
Tse Sai
I tell you
other than being a bad egg
I am a man
who scares nothing
Except that
I scare there won't be any woman for me to rape
Don't come over
I warn you, don't come over
I want it, so what?
What's next?
Right, what's next?
Hold it
I want to kill you
Stop crying
I will treat you nice, OK?
I am touched
In these 30 years
this is the first time that I feel like a woman
Stupid, You should have been raped by me
I have an idea
you try to marry an old guy
pretend to be your cousin
you ask him to invest any business
And we will cheat all his wealth
We may leave Hong Kong
and live a happy life in future
What did you say?
For the bright future of ours
Such scarifice is a piece of cake
Remember, I love you, that's it
Really? Little Mushroom
I have never lied to you, Little Forest
When will we get married?
After getting the money
we will marry in USA, OK?
It sounds like the lines of the movie
Instant Hypnotism?
Kung Hei Fat Choy?
What's happening?
Why am I undressed?
It hurts
You hypnotized yourself?
How do you know that?
It hurts
That's why you have changed
Listen to me, I...
Look, you have returned to yourself
Tse Sai, you bastard
That's why you didn't go to work
you courted this bitch!
Who are you?
I am his best friend
I don't know her, it's true I don't know her
I am leaving, give me a minute
Little Forest, I won't go to work
I will quit, I love you only
I will stay at home everyday...
I know you love me, but...
You don't suit me
Little Forest, you can't leave me
What's wrong? What's happened to you?
My heart is broken
Don't come over
Who is it?
It's a call
Kill Ching Siu Tung now
None of your business
I am your boss
It's boss
Kill her within 3 days
or I will ask someone to do it
Thank you
But I will kill you too
It's hard to be a rascal
Brother Wu Ying
Why do you come out from a refrigerator?
I am cleaning it for you
Why do you come out from my back?
I am tidying up
Ah Nam comes to tidy up the house for you
Why?
You didn't charge me for helping me
So I have to clean up for auntie
Aren't you afraid that
I will do something indecent to you?
Because of this
she will be your girl then
It's too excited
I am too happy
I have cooked the nice And cooked soup too
I have paid the water and gas fee I've wished the clothes too
I sewed a pair of trousers and have clean the washroom
I want to paint this house tomorrow
What do you want from me?
Why you do that?
It's so clean
When you are making a call
she has tidied up
I asked her not to leave, to follow you
Consider carefully
You'll suffer if you follow me
I have prepared
I have applied for the Love Assistance Fund
I any possible funds, including allowance for the handicapped
I am not handicapped
You always fight with others you will become cripple easily
Have you told her that the sister of Eastard Ping is my girl?
I did. She won't mind
Let's be sisters
Who is going to be your sister?
Give me face
How dare you court...
another girl!
She is not my girl!
I will tell my brother
so as to skin you
How wonderful is your slap!
Why does he scare about this woman?
I don't know
May be he is bewildered
What are you talking about?
How are you seize my boyfriend?
You'd better look up the mirror
You see how beautiful I am
Wu Ying, beat her
You'd better beat me
Let's go, we go downstairs first
Wu Ying likes this kind of girl
I know what to do now
Nam...
I have to make a new look
That's right, beat him
You can do whatever you like
But when you're back home
ask your brother not to track me back money
I'll return him later
I tell you that
You can beat me whatever you like
remember not to hit my nose
I am proud of my nose
Ying, I tell you
this is the last chance
If you hit my nose again
Ying, I tell you
If I won't owe your brother money
I'll dumb you
I have a girlfriend prettier than Miss Hong Kong
You think you're pretty?
Fuck you!
You've guts
You dare to hit my nose
Where's Nam?
She has gone already
You've been disappointing her
You gotta say something to please her and get her back
You see, how can you win her back?
That's easy, get a plaster to cover my nose
My son, you're lucky to get this girl
You gotta change yourself
to give her a surprise
How to change?
Believe in God
Alleluia
He's speaking western foul language
Alleluia, brothers
I have something to tell you guys today
You'll have eternal life if you believe in God. God bless you!
Regardless of what you have done
if you confess your guilty God will forgive you
Fuck you!
Please give a clap to my right face
God says, if your enemy give a clap to your left face
you should let him do it on your right face too
What do God say after that?
Let me see
Nothing else, God bless me
It's something wrong with him
Brother Ting, I think you should turn yourself in
get away from the triad society
You've got nothing from it
Or you can join the Family Planning Association
You'll have something in return
What's it?
Condom
You're pissing me?
No... words from my heart
I had made a tattoo yesterday and decided to repent and be good
Then why you made a tattoo?
You see
Your mother? Got a tattoo of foul language mean you repent?
No, take a look here first
I won't say foul language anymore
What're you doing?
I want to be good
I'm clean now
Clean? That means you're fool?
Release him
Another girl misled into wrong path
Shut up, no more bullshit!
Who's the head here?
Me
My alias is Vietnam Rose
or you call me Nam
Wu Ying is my subordinate
Anything about him
is in my charge
Girl, where're you from?
You're not up to trend
It's not trendy
Power is the most useful
I've brought 200 people with me today
to let you see my power
There's really 200 people outside
Nam, you're really great. Have a tea first!
It doesn't cost a thing
Go to take a lesson first
You're so great
I don't want to see you
get away
Fold it and put in your bag then get away
Nam, please do me a favor
Do I need to invite you to see movie
and go karaoke?
Don't go outside
This will stir up their emotion
I can't control what they've done
I get it, I'll go
Give you $20 to take taxi
It's not enough
Cut the crap, go!
You guys continue to sit here
Are you Nam?
Do I look good?
How can you find 200 guys?
I pay them money
Why did you dress so strange?
I made change because of you
You look awful
I made change because of you too
Be frank, you look prettier before
You too
Then we behave in myself
We look so weird now
Actually, we should make a change
Make a change? Then why are we still wearing clothes?
Fuck you, you've never seen a fool?
Siu Sai, why are you so late?
Chi Go is in bad mood and locks himself in the room
Really?
I've said that I'll introduce
beauties to him tonight
I've seen numbers of women
but I've never seen a stupid woman like her
She thinks that I'm a fool
and don't know she disguises as a whore
I don't know what's wrong with my mother
She gets along with that girl of cheating me
You have heard what her father said
I'll expose their tricks tonight
You should believe me
I always be like that
I disguise as a simple boy this time
and please her
and tell others that
I'm tired of her and dump her
her father can do nothing on me
Don't you scare that she'll get angry with you?
We'll be together for 4 years
I'm always be like that
I'll come back to you afterwards
That's okay
You should get away from her if I tell you
You shold do it
Give me a kiss Okay!
Siu Sai... where do you go?
None of your business
I know you are fooling me
Why do you rush to go?
You mean I should stay here to see how you fool me?
When I become your girlfriend you'll dump me
I want to make something clear
Are you a whore?
No
I'm fooling you by disguising as a whore
but I know I'm a fool now
You know that I'm not a whore at the beginning?
No, I know itjust a second before
Goodbye, Mr Lee Chi Go
My girlfriend have something to talk to you
You want to fool me again?
Follow me, come on
Don't you scare that I'll get angry?
Okay, you should get away from her
if I tell you to do so
Give me a kiss
You guys?
I'm his cousin, sister-in-law
They are making jokes only
Chi Go said he has to revenge you
Do you understand now? Don't go away
I don't know you're saying the truth
or fooling me again
You're also fooling me
A draw game
It's my fault, I'm really sorry
You're always cheating me
No, I've told you the truth
What?
First, I love you
Second...
What?
I'm still a boy
I won't believe you
Okay
When I lost Siu Tung
I have no hope to live anymore
I'm always wondering around the bowling house
I try to forget my worries by drinking wine
This's mine
What's wrong with you?
You're so mean
I try to forget my worries by drinking wine
I've give up myself
Nuts!
I get the lout
even my friends regard her
as the worst woman
I'm willing to please her
It's really no hope in my life Tse Sai
Superman Come on
Why don't you show up your face?
I shame to see your sister
Right, why did you come here?
My sister misses you so much
Don't fool me
Your sister won't forgive me
You're wrong, Tse Sai
Tse Sai, Siu Tung Tung
Tse Sai
What're you doing?
Tse Sai Siu Tung Tung
French kiss is not allowed
What do you want?
I want to ask you too
I've paid him
Tse Sai
Right, you want to play bowling?
Yes
It's easy, come on
Yeah
Don't you angry with me?
I'm not a bad man
I have thought throughroughly
I don't care you're a good man or a bad man
I only know that you're the man I love
We're men too
They forgot to bring the key again
I'll charge them $300 next time
Ching-ching, I'm Chi sum
Ching-ching Chi sum
You've scared me
I'm sorry, please come in
I gotta change my clothes
Nevermind! Great!
What a big house!
I'll get the man and his wealth
What're you looking at? Bitch!
Your man loves me, fuck you!
I'm really sorry, you've been waiting for long
Nevermind
Your house's really stylish and nice
Really? It's designed by my wife
She is Yuk Hing?
She is very beautiful
I'm really ashamed to compare with her
Dad...
She is Ms Chan Chi Sum
she is my penfriend for 3 years
They're your children?
Hello
You stay here tonight
Yes, stay here tonight
Sorry?
Chi Sum, why you are here?
How can you say this to me?
You push me to come to your room
You don't want to take the responsibility?
No
You don't know what you've done?
What I have done?
I haven't done it for long I can't remember
That means you have done it
You don't want to take the responsibility? Faggot!
Chi Sum, I...
I'm your wife now
Your house is mine and I keep all your money
I respond to assign the domestic expenses
and the education of your children
You have to buy a life insurance of 1 million
the beneficiary is me
We're really...
Of course
I want to have once again
No, you've to give me what I've told you first
Now we sleep first
Good morning, Chi Sum
Have you seen my money and the watch?
You mean $8751.25 and the Gold Rolex?
Yes
I haven't seen it
Let's have breakfast
What's this?
Breakfast
There's only some leaves and a bean
Is this the decoration? Is there any main dish?
No, it is trendy in America and good to health too
Dad, good morning
Sit down
Come on, your breakfast
Auntie Chi Sum said
it's a trend in America
Everyone has the same breakfast
Chi Sum
I gave you $20000 last night
Ching-ching, you don't believe me
You think that I'm a greedy woman right?
No
You're
No, Auntie Chi Sum let's have breakfast first
Okay, I eat something else
We eat leaves and you eat pigeon
I am thin, I have to eat more
Isn't it? Ching-ching
Where did you buy pigeon in morning?
Sister, you've fed the pigeon this morning...
Yes, I've got it
I've kept it for 2 years
I won't eat then
You'd better ask next time
You've no rights to speak here
What're you doing?
I hang my picture up here
Your mother have died for years
No, take it back
Show you my kungfu
Faggot, get away Dare you
What happen?
You son bullies me
I intend to hang my picture up here
he peeps at me down there
No, I haven't done it
Dare you say you haven't done
You see, your eyes are swollen up
You've to say sorry
It's her, she takes Mom's picture down here
so I argue with her
No...
He's seen everything
What happen?
Nothing...
We've something to say
What?
I'll marry your dad
From now on, I'm your new mother
I'll take the control of your money
No, I'm talking about your life
Are you happy with it?
Congratulation, dad
Say congratulation to me
Be patient, Auntie
Auntie, this is my name card
You've to pay me
Tse Sai
Okay
it's really ruthless
Are you okay?
Boy, it's your turn
What?
Mother
Give me a kiss
Mother, you should kiss dad first
Okay
Come on, I'm unwilling to do so Get away...
Say congratulation to me
I don't agree
Siu Pei I don't want her to be my new mother
Your dad gives birth to you but your mom doesn't teach you
Luckily I'm here
I'll teach you with all my efforts
He'll be a good guy
Do you three want to get marry?
Let's have a talk, come on
It's easy to achieve my request
To marry my daughter, each of you has to give me 1 million
a flat of 3000 square feet a Benz, two dogs, one cat
and 5000 dozen cakes
What're you talking about?
I never get so much money for dumping girls
Where're you from, auntie?
What're pointing at? Lower your finger
If you're unwilling to give me money
then I'll take off their clothes and marry them to rich guys
Be patient
I give you money
Fuck you
What're you talking about?
I'm your mother, you guys should respect me
Dad, that bitch
where you find her?
How can you get along with her? She is really...
I'm still not marrying you
but they get along to bully me
How can I be their mother?
Stop arguing
Dad, we'd better talk about it
I don't accept this new mother
Siu Tung, Siu Nam, Siu Sai, look out
Get the knife
Ching Siu Tung, you bitch
come out! Search around
Yes, brother
What happen? Shit
They are revenging Siu Tung
They're killers, it's real He's dead
Where's Ching Siu Tung? Don't kill me
I'm not Tse Sai, I'm Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee?
Kill him Okay
1, 2, 3
Hey guys, we can talk over
We're friends
Here's my girlfriend's home Please do me a favor
Fuck your mother
What're you doing?
Shit
I've got hurt
Help! Stay away
Stay away, or I'll kill her
Be patient
Stay away, I'll kill her
No... don't kill me
Uncle, what can we do?
Don't move
Ching-ching, please die for me
anyway, you'll be die of cancer
Leave the house to me after you die okay?
Shut up, bitch! Stay away
What are you going to do?
You've killed my brother
I'll let you suffer
I'll take her to Africa as a whore
You'll never see her again
I'll let you suffer
Leave me the address when you go
Stay away
No
It's great
Uncle, I've tied them up
Then we can have dinner
Anyone calls the police?
Fasten tightly
Dad, won't you blame us?
Of course not
You all are my children
And I won't get married again
because I've you all
Dad, We can't make you happy
in your last days
I don't blame you all
but you can't blame me too
Honestly, I tell you all
actually I haven't got cancer
Really?
Yes, I want you girls to get married
Dad
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